On January 17th, 2025, our Founding Father, George Washington, was hurled through a wormhole and dropped unceremoniously near the Potomac, dazed and disoriented.
How do I know this? Because I found him in House in Habit’s Instagram stories a few days before the Inauguration, where—still severely jetlagged from folding time and space—he fielded questions from her paparazzi.
He responded with a dignified composure, though his eyes betrayed a flicker of confusion, as if trying to reconcile the whirlwind of vigorous questions before nary a whiskey or welcome.
Why did The General choose to visit us now? One can only assume it was to behold the blessed event of President Trump’s inauguration. However, I’m also wondering who extended the invitation to The General to attend The Inaugural Crypto Ball.
Did Elon send him a time machine on the downlow? Or was it Nikola Tesla?
No one can dispute that a collision of George Washington and Snoop Dogg was not on our bingo cards. For those in attendance, Snoop Dogg’s vibes and rhymes were especially off the chain that night. Even The General admitted that toes were a-tapping.
I’m not sure how long The General will be here, but after the interview, he confided in me that he intended to stay at least until our nation’s 250th anniversary celebration.
The General remembers our
gently accosting him at The Crypto Ball to: “capture my image with a box.”I’m certain
plans to have President Washington back to D.C. for tea, a stately dance or dinner, or even an invitation to Mar-A-Lago as his plus one.The General must at least be in attendance for The 2026 Semiquincentennial Festivities. We The People have spoken!
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Pleasantries aside, as Providence would have it, I was extended an opportunity to catch up with the elder statesman. He did not disappoint.
We discussed Valley Forge, insider trading, civic engagement, President Donald J. Trump, his first date with Martha, and much more.
Perhaps Washington stepped through time not just to witness history in the making, but to remind us of who we are: a nation built on resolve, sacrifice, and in co-creation with Divine Providence.
And that we have everything we need to prevail, as long as we remain vigilant and remain fully engaged, anything is possible with liberty, integrity, and courage as our guiding principles.
Perhaps The General returned not as a relic of the past, but as a guardian of the future—standing watch as we feverishly reclaim the spirit of 1776 with President Trump at the helm.
If our Founding Fathers still believe in America enough to endure the worst jet lag ever known to man, the question is—will we rise to meet the call and prove all their warnings unfounded?
I’d say we’re off to pretty great start.
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CURT RADABAUGH: Curt Radabaugh is a former Marine and retired law enforcement officer. Curt has channeled the General's life of service and carries the torch by helping to preserve America's past for a new generation. A lifelong American History lover, especially of America's Founding, Curt has been a portrayer of General Washington for two years.
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